Tiny-tot Ninjas: quiet, covert, determined.
They strike in the dead of night.
Your bedroom is no longer your sanctuary, it’s theirs.
There’s no perceptible pitter-patter of tiny feet in the dead of night to prepare you for their incursion.
The first sign of a successful assault is a rude awakening delivered by a foot to the face, stomach, or groin. They shove you aside and snuggle down in your warmth.
You grasp the edge of the bed like a drunken tightrope walker as little arms and legs flail in sleep.  Sleep, broken sleep.
They’re your life. It could be worse.



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